Friday, January 14, 2011

Take You Away

Ridicule

Fashion Plate: Vittoria


Vittoria
Her style is as exquisite as her moves are flawless, but don't be intimidated by her artistry - she is born to have fun! May I have the next dance?

An Unexpected Development

I'll Show You

Seduction

Purple Recriminations

Surprise!!

Fashion Plate: Shirrelle


Shirrelle
Wearing nothing but a smart beach dress and a lust for joy, she has abandoned herself to fun & frolic.

Announcements

Evaluating Samples

Dot Collection

How Dare You!!

Not the Dots!!

Jolly Elf

Yelling

Fashion Plate: Luzanne


Luzanne
Whether by train or aeroplane, all eyes are on this mysterious traveler. Next stop - Elegance!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Grey Balls With Sauce

Did Not Want a Square

Prehensile Face

Tall Tales

Birthday Boy

Ignoring You

Mystery Hole (in 3-D!!)

Lies & Accusations

An Assortment of Orange Faces

Fashion Plate: Beatrix

Beatrix
Stirred by the caress of fine lingerie, her shy figure has awoken to the allure of Romance.

Annoyance

OMG DOTS!!

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

A Can of Dots

Squeezie-Cheez

Coming For You (in 3-D!!)

Fashion Plate: Nanette


Nanette
A vision of Grace & Beauty, she glides into the ballroom like a mythical Snow Swan. Suitors swoon as maidens curse her eyes.

An Assortment of Green Faces

Yay, Dots! (now in eye-popping 3-D)

Casserole


Delicious Casserole
  • Organic Material - 1/2 lbs.
  • Boiled Starch - 3 cups
  • Sauce - 3 cups
  • Squeezie-Cheez - 8 oz.
  • Hydrocarbons - to taste
Boil starch in boiling water until boiled. In a medium-sized unwashed bowl, combine organic material, boiled starch, hydrocarbons and sauce - stir indefinitely. Pour organic mixture into greasy casserole dish until overflowing. Top with Squeezie-Cheez and extra hydrocarbons. Bake casserole in a preheated 500°F oven for several hours until burnt. Serve and enjoy. Regurgitate, re-serve and re-enjoy.

Fight!

Nobody Likes a Banana